Gedfonmab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful badger.

Gedfonmab created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gedfonmab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedfonmab, he will strike you with lightening.

Gedfonmab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gedfonmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedfonmab.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.