Artlakyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, resourceful turtle.

Artlakyog created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Artlakyog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Artlakyog, she will remove you from existence.

Artlakyog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Artlakyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Artlakyog's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Artlakyog.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near moths while wearing green skirts.