Flisflyzim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fast fox.

Flisflyzim created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisflyzim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flisflyzim, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flisflyzim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Flisflyzim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never hop near aardvarks.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.