Zanfotvil is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured clam.

Zanfotvil created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zanfotvil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zanfotvil, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zanfotvil's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zanfotvil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Run away if six swans approach from the east.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Zanfotvil in the centre of the settlement.