Zodripkadpagdav is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest dragon.

Zodripkadpagdav created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodripkadpagdav, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zodripkadpagdav, he will turn you into a goat.

Zodripkadpagdav's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Zodripkadpagdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to nematodes while wearing green kilts.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt dogs.