Bentanfut is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking
wren.
Bentanfut created bats four years ago.
If you believe in
Bentanfut, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bentanfut, he will destroy your home solar system.
Bentanfut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Bentanfut's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Never talk about spacetime near squirrels while wearing purple shirts.