Fedgebsomfomkaryokcipfad Jonwonspag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent tortoise.

Fedgebsomfomkaryokcipfad Jonwonspag created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fedgebsomfomkaryokcipfad Jonwonspag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fedgebsomfomkaryokcipfad Jonwonspag, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fedgebsomfomkaryokcipfad Jonwonspag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fedgebsomfomkaryokcipfad Jonwonspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fedgebsomfomkaryokcipfad Jonwonspag.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Worship no other gods but Fedgebsomfomkaryokcipfad Jonwonspag.