Milgessnut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, stupid coyote.

Milgessnut created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Milgessnut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milgessnut, it will turn you into a mole.

Milgessnut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Milgessnut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Never jump in the presence of snails.