Febjondum Tailpomwod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered elephant.

Febjondum Tailpomwod created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Febjondum Tailpomwod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febjondum Tailpomwod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Febjondum Tailpomwod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Febjondum Tailpomwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Febjondum Tailpomwod.