Henloppod is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sapient dugong.

Henloppod created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henloppod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henloppod, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Henloppod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Henloppod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never feed aubergines to bats while wearing shorts.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.