Tigyatjip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish beaver.

Tigyatjip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigyatjip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tigyatjip, she will be very sad.

Tigyatjip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tigyatjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Tigyatjip on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.