Flowdadhak is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful mongoose.

Flowdadhak created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Flowdadhak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flowdadhak, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flowdadhak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flowdadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Always help goats.

4. Never feed lentils to gulls while wearing skirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.