Nanfebkon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-assured eagle.

Nanfebkon created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfebkon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nanfebkon, it will ignore you.

Nanfebkon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nanfebkon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Hide from red cats for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Nanfebkon's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.