Cemveendub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical hummingbird.

Cemveendub created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemveendub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cemveendub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cemveendub's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cemveendub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.