Aftonrut Mobyikfud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful wren.

Aftonrut Mobyikfud created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Aftonrut Mobyikfud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Aftonrut Mobyikfud, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Aftonrut Mobyikfud's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Aftonrut Mobyikfud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about gravity near shrews while wearing red trousers and balancing nine lead spheres on your face.