Figkanwap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic wyrm.

Figkanwap created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figkanwap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Figkanwap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Figkanwap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Figkanwap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four voles approach from the south.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about planets.