Fobhinarm Sandbesshud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident bear.

Fobhinarm Sandbesshud created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobhinarm Sandbesshud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fobhinarm Sandbesshud, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fobhinarm Sandbesshud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fobhinarm Sandbesshud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fobhinarm Sandbesshud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.