Fosscammum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful wren.

Fosscammum created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosscammum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fosscammum, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fosscammum's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fosscammum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Always obey Fosscammum's priests.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Fosscammum must be the most important thing in your life.