Cetnilvog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humane lion.

Cetnilvog created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Cetnilvog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cetnilvog, it will remove you from existence.

Cetnilvog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cetnilvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cetnilvog's priests.

2. Hide from fawn frogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cetnilvog on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about tortoises.