Wikbinkimcib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish rat.

Wikbinkimcib created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikbinkimcib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wikbinkimcib, it will turn you into a rock.

Wikbinkimcib's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wikbinkimcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to seals while wearing hats.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Run away from yellow turtles, for they are unholy.

4. You must love Wikbinkimcib.

5. Respect your elders.