Wotganaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witty centipede.

Wotganaf created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotganaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotganaf, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wotganaf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wotganaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.