Kinsugdanbunpasduss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong hydra.

Kinsugdanbunpasduss created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinsugdanbunpasduss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kinsugdanbunpasduss, she will be very sad.

Kinsugdanbunpasduss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kinsugdanbunpasduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Kinsugdanbunpasduss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.