Nartveenlid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating goblin.

Nartveenlid created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Nartveenlid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nartveenlid, it will curse you with boils.

Nartveenlid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nartveenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nartveenlid on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Nartveenlid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.