Citnillstig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, two-faced dragonfly.

Citnillstig created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnillstig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Citnillstig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Citnillstig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Citnillstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Always obey Citnillstig's priests.

5. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the north.