Fitfasdav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil skunk.

Fitfasdav created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitfasdav, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fitfasdav, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fitfasdav's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fitfasdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never think about special relativity near gulls while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing seven silver spheres on your face.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.