Cadnelcem Yarlgomyart Xucfidgub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless parrot.

Cadnelcem Yarlgomyart Xucfidgub created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadnelcem Yarlgomyart Xucfidgub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cadnelcem Yarlgomyart Xucfidgub, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cadnelcem Yarlgomyart Xucfidgub's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cadnelcem Yarlgomyart Xucfidgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to frogs while wearing indigo shirts.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Cadnelcem Yarlgomyart Xucfidgub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cadnelcem Yarlgomyart Xucfidgub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.