Labpidjarnyarllatwappark is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome lion.

Labpidjarnyarllatwappark created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Labpidjarnyarllatwappark, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labpidjarnyarllatwappark, he will remove you from existence.

Labpidjarnyarllatwappark's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Labpidjarnyarllatwappark's Holy Commandments

1. Labpidjarnyarllatwappark loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.