Cubhugtab Wabbugjat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty gnu.

Cubhugtab Wabbugjat created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhugtab Wabbugjat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubhugtab Wabbugjat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cubhugtab Wabbugjat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cubhugtab Wabbugjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Cubhugtab Wabbugjat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if three gulls approach from the south.