Fosstagzen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omniscient dingo.

Fosstagzen created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosstagzen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fosstagzen, it will make you grow a tail.

Fosstagzen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fosstagzen's Holy Commandments

1. Fosstagzen loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.