Narldotkip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome weasel.

Narldotkip created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narldotkip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narldotkip, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Narldotkip's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Narldotkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Worship no other gods but Narldotkip.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.