Teennilwitbog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm ant.

Teennilwitbog created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teennilwitbog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Teennilwitbog, she will not invite you to parties.

Teennilwitbog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Teennilwitbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.