Stipnarbim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful hippopotamus.

Stipnarbim created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Stipnarbim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stipnarbim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stipnarbim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stipnarbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stipnarbim.