Ganflab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish manatee.

Ganflab created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganflab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ganflab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ganflab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ganflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide from turquoise capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. You must love Ganflab.

5. Never skip in the presence of ducks.