Nabablun is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, smart naga.

Nabablun created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabablun, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nabablun, he will turn you into a snail.

Nabablun's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nabablun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six platinum sculptures of Nabablun on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabablun.