Ingyartboss Appnutlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, cheerful mongoose.

Ingyartboss Appnutlarn created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingyartboss Appnutlarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ingyartboss Appnutlarn, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ingyartboss Appnutlarn's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ingyartboss Appnutlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Ingyartboss Appnutlarn loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Ingyartboss Appnutlarn must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.