Bassbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, kind aardvark.

Bassbast created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassbast, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bassbast, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bassbast's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bassbast's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away from cyan pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not keep three gulls in a large pit.