Liknilhig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable pig.

Liknilhig created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liknilhig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Liknilhig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Liknilhig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Liknilhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms turquoise.

2. You must pray to Liknilhig six times a day.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Liknilhig on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.