Stafdobkon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able naga.

Stafdobkon created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Stafdobkon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stafdobkon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Stafdobkon's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Stafdobkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near birds while wearing purple kilts and balancing eight lead spheres on your chest.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Do not take Stafdobkon's name in vain.

5. Do not drink alcohol.