Getnakmot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, boastful hydra.

Getnakmot created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Getnakmot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getnakmot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Getnakmot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Getnakmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Getnakmot's priests.

2. Getnakmot loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.