Artyattunmatfignabfagrull Kansandzedpib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful rat.

Artyattunmatfignabfagrull Kansandzedpib created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artyattunmatfignabfagrull Kansandzedpib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Artyattunmatfignabfagrull Kansandzedpib, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Artyattunmatfignabfagrull Kansandzedpib's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Artyattunmatfignabfagrull Kansandzedpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Run away if five voles approach from the east.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about asteroids.