Rotfedbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, vain zebra.

Rotfedbaf created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfedbaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotfedbaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rotfedbaf's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rotfedbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never play with disobedient children.