Quaflikfar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful snake.

Quaflikfar created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaflikfar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quaflikfar, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quaflikfar's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quaflikfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing black tights and balancing three carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Never wear red scarves.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not take Quaflikfar's name in vain.