Quagdavpas is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, competent horse.

Quagdavpas created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdavpas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quagdavpas, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Quagdavpas' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quagdavpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.