Tafmeglad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humorless parrot.

Tafmeglad created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafmeglad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tafmeglad, he will be very sad.

Tafmeglad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tafmeglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Do not take Tafmeglad's name in vain.

3. Never feed oranges to snakes while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

5. Never think about asteroids.
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