Tafmeglad is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, humorless
parrot.
Tafmeglad created Africa six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tafmeglad, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Tafmeglad, he will be very sad.
Tafmeglad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Tafmeglad's Holy Commandments1. Never mention rats.
2. Do not take Tafmeglad's name in vain.
3. Never feed oranges to snakes while wearing ear rings.
4. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.
5. Never think about asteroids.