Kinbudsad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, narcissistic gerbil.

Kinbudsad created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinbudsad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kinbudsad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kinbudsad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kinbudsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of monkeys.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing purple scarves and balancing three nickel spheres on your legs.

3. Worship no other gods but Kinbudsad.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about moons.