Budgublam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty hamster.

Budgublam created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budgublam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Budgublam, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Budgublam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Budgublam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Budgublam on top of all buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Budgublam.