Dotkipgat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous raccoon.

Dotkipgat created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotkipgat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dotkipgat, he will destroy your home planet.

Dotkipgat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dotkipgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not keep six tapirs in a large pit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing violet hats and balancing five lead spheres on your hands.