Fagpopnabdav is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent hare.

Fagpopnabdav created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Fagpopnabdav, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fagpopnabdav, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fagpopnabdav's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fagpopnabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed figs to mice while wearing magenta scarves.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never hurt hamsters.