Nulrapbod Sitlunyak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless armadillo.

Nulrapbod Sitlunyak created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulrapbod Sitlunyak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nulrapbod Sitlunyak, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nulrapbod Sitlunyak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nulrapbod Sitlunyak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect four titanium sculptures of Nulrapbod Sitlunyak on top of important buildings.