Minmontam is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthinking wyrm.

Minmontam created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Minmontam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Minmontam, he will turn you into a snail.

Minmontam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Minmontam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Minmontam.